| dad: | those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day |
| me: | dad they barely even leave their room |
| Gatsby: | Hey I just met you |
| Gatsby: | And this is crazy |
| Gatsby: | But I'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall |
| Gatsby: | So call me maybe |
